“Hmm, what do I love more? My girlfriend? Or GUMBALLS! But that’s an easy question. I only have one girlfriend, but a meeellion gumballs. Clearly gumballs win. Let me count the ways…”
“Oh no, I’m running late for my date! OH LOOK, CAMERA!”
“Which one of us is the cardboard cutout?”
Her: “Uh, I’m not stealing anything. Certainly not candy from a baby.”
Him: “Shh! Jsst smile and keep walking.”
Him: “Woohoo! I bet I can fit all these gumballs into my mouth!”
Her: “I wish you loved me half as much as you love your gumballs.”
Him: “You’re just jealous because you don’t have any.”
Her: “I don’t have a fanny pack either. I THINK I WIN.”
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